I’m sorry I’m late but I really didn’t want to come

We all like to think of ourselves as being punctual, don’t we? I’ve noticed there are three kinds of people who consider themselves “on-time”:

1. the person who arrives at 2:00 for a 2:00 appointment,
2. the person who arrives at 1:50 for a 2:00 appointment, and
3. the person who arrives at 2:05 for a 2:00 appointment.

none 9:00 AM- 1:00 PM
2:00 PM- 4:00 PM 9:00 AM- 1:00 PM
2:00 PM- 4:00 PM 9:00 AM- 1:00 PM
2:00 PM- 4:00 PM 9:00 AM- 1:00 PM
2:00 PM- 4:00 PM Closed Closed Closed optometrist # # #